NWB - Community Blog


Gob smacked

Filed Under : Other

Posted By : the old cock and oak bar. HALIFAX | Comments : 27

After 12 years in booking bands

In the access of 1500 bookings. Its the first time a band has told me to f##k off and call me a c##t


# Posted by Rumble Fat Band - 15/08/2016, 14:31 (GMT)

Interesting marketing ploy.

# Posted by NIGHT TRAIN - 15/08/2016, 15:03 (GMT)

we'll do it!

# Posted by Asa - 15/08/2016, 15:05 (GMT)

You must have done something to offend. I'm the biggest pantomime villain around these parts and I've never been told to fuck off or been called a cunt!! What's the world coming to? Mind you, I like the fact that the word cunt is becoming more useable these days. Even a female judge used it the other day to describe a tinpot nazi racist plum. If it's ok for a judge, then it's ok for me.


PS Don't stress it. We all know you're up there with landlord royalty.

# Posted by WAGONTOWN - 15/08/2016, 15:22 (GMT)

Don't worry about it Dee, there's a lot of smacked arsed tin pot god fkrs in bands.


# Posted by Marauder - 15/08/2016, 15:31 (GMT)

Name and shame hun, no need for that

# Posted by Back in Black ACDC Tribute - 15/08/2016, 16:02 (GMT)

I still love you

# Posted by GEORGIA BROWNS - 15/08/2016, 18:12 (GMT)

Truth hurts sometimes.....................!! . Did he do it in a cockney accent? If so it is not as offensive as it is pronounced "cant" as in cant speak proper English.... .Only joking pal Bollox to em they will need you before you need them. Need to get together before the 27th. What you up to over next couple of weeks.


Ps I get called worse than that every weekend. And that's just by Ali.

# Posted by JUICY - 15/08/2016, 18:39 (GMT)

@ Asa, you've never been called a cunt or told to fuck off on here?

It's probably that most people on here are too polite to say such things to such a stalwart .

Most people probably think it. ;-)

# Posted by Chasing Crows - 15/08/2016, 19:06 (GMT)


# Posted by Asa - 15/08/2016, 19:07 (GMT)

Oh Juicy. You had to go and ruin it didn't you.

I get more offended when people call me a stalwart tbf.

# Posted by JUICY - 15/08/2016, 19:40 (GMT)

Sometimes the Devil occupies the "can't resist it" space in my soul. :-)

# Posted by Triple Threat! - 15/08/2016, 20:09 (GMT)

It was me.

Would like to publicly apologise for my language but I thought your attitude warranted it in the moment.

Enjoy playing your venue.

I blew it a little out of proportion granted and I am sorry.

Hope someone can fill in.


# Posted by Laser Monkeys - 15/08/2016, 21:35 (GMT)


# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 15/08/2016, 22:32 (GMT)

Ahh my favourite word :)

Tell you who are cunts...the staff in Greggs that serve luke warm pasties. I like 'em hot!

# Posted by Daz Dean - 16/08/2016, 00:34 (GMT)

Why don't Greggs sell pies???

# Posted by Dean (Drummer) - 16/08/2016, 08:18 (GMT)

Cheese pasties all the way!

# Posted by Back in Black ACDC Tribute - 16/08/2016, 08:39 (GMT)

Galloways Chunky steak Pie

# Posted by Fireblademalc - Depping Bass P... - 16/08/2016, 12:10 (GMT)

Naaaaahhh, who can resist a FRAY BENTOS steak and kidney???

# Posted by TheEdge159 - 16/08/2016, 13:38 (GMT)

I had a steak and kidney FB last night, it really is heaven in a tin!

# Posted by the old cock and oak bar. HALI... - 16/08/2016, 20:14 (GMT)

Wrights pies for me yummy

# Posted by JUICY - 16/08/2016, 23:15 (GMT)

Can't beat American Pie by Don McClean.
Or Piecycle by Queen.
Give Pies a Chance by John Lennon.
Piejamarama by Roxy Music


# Posted by G-IT-22 - 17/08/2016, 00:09 (GMT)

I'm shocked D& D .....(sorry bout cancellation last week ....he had food pie poisoning & we called him a c##t too ....see you soon x

# Posted by thudder - 17/08/2016, 11:23 (GMT)

....and we still don't know the actual cause of the outburst.....do tell.

# Posted by Back in Black ACDC Tribute - 18/08/2016, 15:02 (GMT)

He has Tourettes

# Posted by Fireblademalc - Depping Bass P... - 18/08/2016, 19:03 (GMT)

I like baguettes - with Blt & melted blue cheese (but not as much as FB S&K)!

# Posted by JUICY - 18/08/2016, 19:49 (GMT)

Are Tourettes some sort of baguette?


# Posted by Fireblademalc - Depping Bass P... - 19/08/2016, 13:02 (GMT)

Ahhhh, you're thinking of FUCKING BAGUETTES!!!!!

back to top

Blog Search

Follow NWB on Facebook and Twitter

Cottam Guitars

10% Discount for NWB members, email max@cottamguitars.co.uk

LaLuna Amp Repairs

Valve & solid state amp repairs, mods and servicing. FX, PA & studio gear repairs. Hadfield, Glossop north Derbyshire.

Bakehouse Studio

Accrington's cosy project studio. Book online 24/7. Use code NWB20bc110301 for NWB members special 20% discount.

Who's On?

Hot Posts

Community Blog Guidelines

  1. Be nice: Even if you disagree with someone, you need to keep your tone civil and reasonable.
  2. Keep on topic: Please keep discussions relevant to each topic and avoid multiple topic posts.
  3. Don't Spam: Show restraint with your posting frequency. We're all doing cool stuff on NWB, but if we post about it too much, it can be distracting.
  4. Respect the Moderators: The entire Community Staff were users once, just like you. We try very hard to answer everyone's questions, so please be cool.