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Posted By : Bass-tard | Comments : 25
I can hardly watch
Will it be the boy band or the girl, who knows, it is soo close tonight, Come on Melanie I say
I cant believe anyone is watching that shite!!!!
Oh no!! District 3 have got through when Melanie was far stronger in her vocal, I can't believe it
Pants down, bend over...time for your weekly injections. Come on now, don't be awkward....that nice Mr.Cowell says its good for you, so it must be and besides, you wouldn't want to put him and all of his workers out of a job, by not doing as your told, would you?
I will take that as 2 bite's, my work here is done
Loving your work!
Hahahahah. Troll, troll, troll your boat, gently down NWB! :o)Te queue outside Cowells office pre show should be called "Saville Row" ;o)
So....Who won then ;-)
(in a Not Biting At All kinda way)
Is this the blog where I come to discuss how much I deserve to be paid for a gig?Andy
I dont think that covers bands actually deserve to be paid, I mean it's other peoples songs and usually played badly, and its a hobby you enjoy, I think covers bands should pay towards the electricity they use at venues as well
Should we not donate all our earnings however miniscule they be to the
"Simon Cowell Bermuda Retirement Fund"?
All this talk of money really isn't helping my community spirit *shakes tin cup*
"Spare a sheckle (sic) for an Ex- Leper Guv?"
I think it's time an X-Factor tribute band was formed to entertain the people of the North West with the huge silo of great music the competition has blessed us with, such as.... errr that one where the chorus is repeated and changes key at the end of the song, you know the one!
Put me down for the chap who operates the Autotune ;-)
Ha ha ha! You're setting yourself up for a fall there John, that's by far the hardest job in the whole X-Factor business. I'm torn between sob-story scriptwriter and being the provider of turgid string arrangements.
Synthy my friend..... I like being busy ;-)
You can only be in the band if you are currently undergoing a personal trauma/tragedy or at least able to pay tribute to it. Synthy, your moon shots will be acceptable for this criteriaDon
Ha ha ha! That could be it... I was all set to play for Latics until I was through on goal and booted the ball out of Boundary Park, into the flightpath of a Boeing 747, causing it to crash into Oldham Orphanage. At the sight of this, the chairman tore up my contract in front of my face and said "You'll never set foot in this ground again... well apart from if you want to come and watch us in the Johnston's Paint Trophy games when there's only one man and his dog here that extra admission fee would pay for Chaddy the Owl's tea and taxi home"
My sad tale is below:
At the tender age of 14 I became addicted to The Bay City Rollers. I used to steal from bankers and pensioners to feed my 20 bootlegs a day habit. I had a collection which was unrivaled in BCR fandom which included such gems as Les McKeowns orginal tartan jock strap. Jimmy Saville managed to get me a lot of BCR memorabilia but for some reason he stopped as soon as I turned 16. He did get my name wrong a lot as he kept calling me Neil ????
In later life I managed to hide this from my wife and children but the craving never really leaves you.
I want to win the X factor for my family, for Les and for Jimmy.
Vote for me pleeeeeeeease.
Its abt time the bbc, supported by 6music and hosted by jools, ran a live tv battle of the bands and blew cowells xfactor junk off the airwaves ;o)
i would bet half the people commented how crap it is actually watch it ;))its possible to watch it, and completely rip the piss out of it on twitter, try it, great fun!
Rob, not guilty broham. It's only through this thread that I know 2 of the participants names. lol.
Watched the first "Pop Idol"......
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